Ellen is just the greatest person alive.
Lesbian characters wearing maroon jackets with black leather sleeves.
Shit is this the new uniform??
Attention all lesbian personell! New uniform regulations are in place as of August 14! SIGNAL BOOST!/
BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
I want a humongous lap dog
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back
If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85
he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm
I could have exclusive nudes sent to my iPhone from Beyonce herself..and a nigga could offer me 1 million dollars to leak em…and I still wouldnt..cause niggas just aint built like that bruh…you send me a nude, and nobody else that same nudes, I can 100% guarantee you it’ll never see the light of day ever..thats just real nigga shit.
_nigga be lien.
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.